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趣味英語:美國史上50條最"囧"的法律

  Alabama 阿拉巴馬

趣味英語:美國史上50條最"囧"的法律

  It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

  戴假胡子在教堂引爆笑點(diǎn)是非法的

  Alaska

  Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

  在某人獵駝鹿時(shí)朝他耳語是被禁止的

  Arizona

  Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.

  砍下一棵仙人球可讓你坐25年牢 (史上最貴仙人球?)

  Arkansas 阿肯色州

  It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

  把阿肯色州的名字念錯(cuò)是犯法的。。。(我曾經(jīng)念錯(cuò)過,幸好不是在阿州的地盤上)

  California

  You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

  不可以在澡盆里吃橘子

  Colorado

  It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (Denver).

  將你家的吸塵器借給隔壁鄰居是非法的 (丹佛)

  Connecticut

  A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

  只有有彈性的腌菜才是腌菜(?)

  Delaware

  It’s illegal to get married on a dare.

  因?yàn)槭艿教魬?zhàn)而結(jié)婚是非法的 (?)

  Washington, D.C.

  It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.

  因某人拒絕接受一項(xiàng)決斗而在大庭廣眾下稱呼某人是懦夫是違法的。

  Florida

  If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

  如果你將一頭大象系在停車計(jì)時(shí)器上,你就必須像付停車費(fèi)一樣給大象付相同的費(fèi)用。

  Georgia

  It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

  給前店的人體模特兒換衣服時(shí)必須有遮擋,否則違法。

  Hawaii

  All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.

  沒船就得挨罰?

  Idaho

  A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.

  一個(gè)人不能給予他的甜心糖果少于50磅

  Illinois

  It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

  戴法國波特爾犬去歌劇院非法

  Indiana

  The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

  π值是4而不是3.1415 (=_,=|||)

  Iowa

  One-armed piano players must perform for free.

  單手彈鋼琴者必須免費(fèi)演出。(如果是殘疾人,可以視作歧視嗎?)

  Kansas

  It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).

  超穿條紋西裝的人扔小刀是非法的(難道朝其他人飛刀不犯法?)

  Kentucky

  Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.

  每位公民每年必須洗一次澡

  Nebraska

  Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.

  酒吧不能賣酒除非他們同時(shí)又煮了一桶湯。

  Nevada

  It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women.

  留小胡子的男人不能親吻婦女。

  New Hampshire

  It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

  不準(zhǔn)賣掉你正穿的衣服來付賭債。

  New Jersey

  It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.

  在漁汛期男人不可以織網(wǎng)(?)

  New Mexico

  Females may not appear unshaven in public.

  女性不可以未修面就出現(xiàn)在公共場(chǎng)合。

  New York

  While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door.

  步入電梯,你不能和人說話,必須交疊雙手、直視門口。(原來那么多人都違法了)

  North Carolina

  It’s against the law to sing off-key.

  唱歌走音是非法的(大家都別唱了╮(╯▽╰)╭)

  North Dakota

  It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

  穿鞋子躺倒睡覺時(shí)非法的。。。

  Ohio

  You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.

  根據(jù)本州司機(jī)的教育手冊(cè),你每超過一輛汽車就必須摁一次喇叭

  Oklahoma

  It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.

  禁止咬另一個(gè)人的漢堡一口(囧囧有神)

  Oregon

  State law requires dishes to be drip-dried.

  本州法律要求盤子必須滴水滴干(?)

  Pennsylvania

  It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

  睡在冰箱外門上方是非法的(誰能告訴俺怎么睡?)

  Rhode Island

  You may not bite off another person’s leg.

  不準(zhǔn)咬掉另一個(gè)人的腿 (誰的牙有那么厲害?)

  South Carolina

  If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.

  如果一個(gè)男人向一名未婚婦女承諾娶她,他就必須按照法律遵守諾言。(廣大未婚女性的福音啊)

  South Dakota

  It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

  在奶酪工廠躺倒睡覺是非法的。

  Tennessee

  Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

  嚴(yán)禁銷售枕木。

  Texas

  You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

  你不可以從旅館的二樓射殺水牛。

  Utah

  It is illegal not to drink milk.

  不喝牛奶非法。(OMG~~~)

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